hi everyone, it’s dorothy gale from kansas, and i nominate the wicked witch of the west for the ice bucket challenge
I never get messages man like talk to me tell me anything let’s talk about your grandparents and their senile dialogue tell me about that new weird branch in your yard hey how’s ur dog are you doing ok w ur new wall color?? Tell me anything friend I’m here
My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets
Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all
Smooth as fuck
This post is everything
Guardians of the Galaxy (1995)
I need season 10 to consist of everyone telling Sam:
"You have one hell of a brother."
and Sam’s bitchface
six word story about remus lupin:
he went to the funeral alone
The Leatherdos is a hair clip that doubles as a multi-tool that combines 5 different tools in a tiny hair clip: screw-drivers, a wrench, a trolley coin, a ruler, and a cutting edge.This some of that James Bond shit.
Swiss Army Hairclip
Imagine you get kidnapped or some shit, how useful that might be?
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
shout out to all the people still following me even though im a fucking idiot
lucas bit my ass and this truly terrifying thing happened
Booty so powerful his soul is trapped inside
was this when he was mayor
How DC ends their movies:
How Marvel ends their movies: